I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
Category: women
From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
I think that the day you’ve figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you’re no longer attracted to women. It’s the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Mr. DeMille’s theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women. The want to be taken, ruled, raped. That was his theory.
I love surprises – champagne and strawberries, all that pampering, romantic stuff. Guys ought to know how to pamper their women properly.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.