I love auditioning. Since ‘The Notebook’ and ‘Wedding Crashers,’ I don’t have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to show your interpretation of the character. I get nervous when I don’t audition. What if they hate what I want to do?

Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays… We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more?

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others’ kids. I was the best man at Jesus’ wedding.

I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding.

I got my first big paycheck for ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding.’ This was in the days when you actually did get paid to have a supporting role. It just doesn’t happen like that anymore, but this was in the ’90s. It was the golden age!

I’ve been married before, but I’ve never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it’s casual, quick, not religious and, most of all, very romantic.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

It happened in Miami, in Coral Gables, a great big ol’ Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense.

Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress, investment of goodwill, affection and indeed money in this Institution. It was a huge success at the time.

No wedding bells for me anymore. I’ve been happily married to my profession for years.