Category: pet

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.

It’s true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

I think there’s something great and generic about goldfish. They’re everybody’s first pet.

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don’t go buy one. Please. That’s a sin. Let’s get these puppy mills out of business.