I think there are some people in life who are not marriage material and Chris is one of them.

I’ve had two proposals since I’ve been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it’s ‘don’t talk about it.’

My father was a Catholic, but my mother wasn’t. She had to do that weird deal you do as a Catholic – they deign to sanction your marriage and you have to bring your children up as Catholics.

I know there are a lot of readers that think I’ve got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there’s really nothing that’s been like a mirror. I’m just making this stuff up.

The reason for not getting married was that I just didn’t have a partner to get married to. Climbing mountains was more attractive to me than marriage, or other fun things like that.

My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That’s the same marriage I have.

Traditional marriage between a man and a woman has been a cornerstone of our society for generations. If we are going to change that, it ought to be done by the will of the people.