Category: funny

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.

When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

Don’t remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you’ll be disappointed.

Now that I’m more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I’ve bad to become more aware of my body. Since I’ve chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I’ve been used to it for years, so it’s no problem. And there’s nothing I can’t do.

I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Comedians don’t laugh. They’re too busy analyzing why it’s funny or not.